Bastard ("Bad Seed" Riff II)

me realizing it’s more efficient to mop the floor using a broom than a mop..

this is what i want ocean water to look like..

me using clear finger nail gel and a UV lap to make my NeeDoh brand new again..

turning Oreo ice cream into s’mores should be on everyone’s to do list..

turning McDonald’s apple pie into s’mores should be on everyone’s to do list..

everyone should try making Nutella filled ice cream cones at least once..

turning Kit Kat ice cream into s’mores should be on everyone’s to do list..

me putting WD40 on my shopping cart to prevent the wheels from squeaking..

when you don't know how to shuffle cards

letting my sewing machine go where it wants so it knows I care Abt it's interests too

NZ MP's shocking 'Bastard Language' speech goes viral #shorts #politics

this is the size of the needle that goes into a port

all I was thinking is to take a shower