So, apparently people in St. Louis like to get their bagels sliced like loaves of bread. One Missourian was in for a rude awakening when he decided to publish this god forsaken technique on Twitter.
When the internet learned of “bread-sliced” bagels — supposedly a “St. Louis secret” — the reaction was swift, definitive, and overwhelming: NO THANKS. Bagels, when sliced horizontally, are fine just ...